Mission Statement(s) 

"Life is short, make fun of it" (and I've done a pretty good job of it so far)

To wake up each morning and thank God for another day above ground.

To quit whining about my lot in life because it could be worse. (a lot worse)

To become much more productive and never stop learning.

To try to get rid of the "devil" in me.

To keep my eyes open for any and all opportunities.

To NEVER retire and AlWAYS work doing what I enjoy. 

Last but not least, to quit smoking crack when I write this stuff.